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  • Downhill

    Downhill

    ★★★★½

    I'm on the operating table, my heart rate making shallower and shallower peaks on the screen. The doctors have tried everything, but it looks look I'm past saving.
    "Alright, time of death is..." the doctor sighs.
    "Wait, no! I have one more idea. It's crazy but it might work," shouts someone from the back of the room.
    They push their way through the surgeons, nurses, specialists, the priest, and they hold up something to my face. I use my last bit…

  • John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch

    John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch

    ★★★★

    I haven't had this much fun watching children's programming since Klaus on Netflix (2019)! My very republican brother yelled "Not funny!!!" during the drag queen book review, so that's the only note I have for Mr. Mulaney.

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  • 1917

    1917

    ★★★★★

    I have some trenches these boys can do a single shot in!

    [sorry to my lord god]

  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha

    ★★★★★

    everybody long ago wrote about all the good stuff, I'll just say that when my dumb ass realized that the romance in the movie was a friendship, it shifted something in me and I'm real grateful for it and now I will not tolerate any friend films that are worse than this!

    [bonus points for a Girls-era Adam Driver,, please note that I have something he can drive]