Honored to be the first review of this!
I can’t in good conscience give it more than one star but rest assured the first 2/3rds are a LAUGH RIOT with…
Meg Ryan, holding 3 blocky cellular phones: “Hello? HELLO?? My father is dying.”Walter Matthau: *pinching his nurse’s ass without her consent* “Ha ha. I fucking hate women :) "…
Gossip Girl reboot could never
So sublimely stupid
(Watched in a weird sceney hotel lobby)
i love having three glasses of white wine, putting on the absolute most dadcore movie of all time, and having this exact reaction to 56 year old robert redford coming…
carrie continues to be the WORST oh my god the most contrived bullshit 🤢 starts with a big ol’ homophobic extravaganza and the whole second half is just “islamophobia & the…
demi adejuyigbe ½
To call this garbage would be an insult to every leftover that can be found sitting comfortably in my trash can. What an awful, awful film. I wouldn't wish it…
Films like this is why people join ISIS
Sam ★½ 2
mr. big buys carrie bradshaw a tv which prompts her and the girls to tour through the middle east and be racist.