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  • Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

    Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

    me dolly and claudia lost the will to live while watching this. adult haley joel osment is scarier than anything else about this film

  • Quarantine



    it takes great talent and skill to make every single character completely unlikeable and almost unwatchable... but the writers of this sure did succeed

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  • Pride and Prejudice

    Pride and Prejudice


    colin firth invented being simultaneously sad and horny

  • Secret Obsession

    Secret Obsession


    you’re supposed to be able to guess the whole plot of the film in 5 minutes right ?????