Cary has written 2 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • Tom & Jerry

    Tom & Jerry

    ★½

    If they just had 90 mins of Tom playing the piano and Jerry messing with his performance, this would’ve been 5/5. Instead there’s this convoluted and melodramatic plot line about a wedding, a “proving yourself” message, and subtle acknowledgments of the millennial mindset. For a movie titled Tom & Jerry, there sure aren’t a whole lot of Tom & Jerry in it.

  • Mulan

    Mulan

    ★½

    The original Mulan was a goofy movie with serious moments.

    The new one is a serious movie with goofy moments. Except it sucks.

    Go watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon instead if you’re looking for an authentically Chinese movie