Casey Malone

Casey Malone


I went to film school for four months at a college where they shot parts of City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold.

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • Broadcast News
  • Stop Making Sense
  • Something Wild

Recent activity

  • The Empire Strikes Back


  • The Tragedy of Macbeth


  • Return of the Jedi


  • Scream


Pinned reviews

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...


    A perfect little movie that I would recommend to anyone. Unless it's New Year's Eve and you haven't kissed anyone in 10 months because of a pandemic and the movie serves as a reminder that you've been in love three times in your life and each time you really and truly blew it. In that case, I would not recommend watching it. This is a purely hypothetical situation, no further questions.

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    This made $2,790,000,000 and given how boring it is I have to assume $2,500,000,000 of that was from people who wanted to fuck the cats.

Recent reviews

  • The Empire Strikes Back

    The Empire Strikes Back


    Someone once pointed out to me that the only way Han and Leia’s behavior makes sense is if they’ve already hooked up but are trying to pretend it didn’t mean anything and it’s the only fan theory in the history of movies that I actually love.

  • The Tragedy of Macbeth

    The Tragedy of Macbeth


    Macbeth: “She should have died hereafter;
    There would have been a time for such a word.
    — To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
    Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
    To the last syllable of recorded time;
    And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
    The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
    Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
    And then is heard no more. It is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
    Signifying nothing.”
    Me: “Macbeth… in English, please?”

Popular reviews

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    I've been saying this for years - kids love Casablanca.

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Saw this at the big fancy 70mm theater with the cool free pinball arcade pop-up next door on Christmas Eve which was really nice! A nice time! No complicated feelings about that, really! Well, except for the fact that pinball machines from 1973 kind of suck? The balls are slow and the tables are too simple and, for a clod like me, even trying to figure out the score display was a challenge. I mean, the Addams Family movie and…