Ryann

don't you think maybe they're the same thing? love, and attention?

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  • Palm Springs

    Palm Springs

    ★★★★★

    where are my horny for andy samberg girls at

  • Hustlers

    Hustlers

    ★★½

    if I want to watch a group of women systematically destroy men, I’d prefer survivor micronesia

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  • The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

    The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

    ★★★★

    a list of shonda rhimes's fuckin classic choices for the side characters in this filmé:

    - the fat louie & maurice chase scenes which appear at unexplained times
    - a gardener brushing AND flossing the teeth of a stone lion statue
    - the stable boys casual presentation of a rubber snake to the horse
    - a waiter unabashedly stealing petit fours
    - that white guy named JOHNNY BLU singing miracles happen in mandarin I CHOKE EVERY TIME
    - THE GOAT THAT FUCKIN MOOS WHEN ANDREW AND MIA KISS
    - and, lastly but most importantly, the maid who jovially shoves handfuls of popcorn into her employers armchair. Iconic

  • Made of Honor

    Made of Honor

    ★★½

    remake this film with a female maid of honor who steals the bride and then we’ll talk