Captain Marvel ★★★½

What. the. hell. people.

I was going in this damn movie, thinking it'd be some sort of female superhero origin story.

Are you KIDDING me?

NOOOOOO.

INSTEAD. Marvel decided to make it ABOUT A F#$^$NG GODDESS. AND I WANTED MORE MARVEL. IDGAF IF YOU POSTPONED ENDGAME. I'VE BEEN PERSONALLY ROBBED. THIS IS BRIE LARSONY.

And To Stan Lee, I will always be a true believer!

Excelsior!

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