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  • The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
  • All Monsters Attack
  • Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
  • Daigoro vs. Goliath

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  • Prey

    ★★½

  • Bullet Train

    ★½

  • Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell

    ★★★★½

  • The Gray Man

    ★½

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  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★½

    That’s one skinny ass Brown Bear. 

    After a string of sequels ranging from aight to fuck right off the franchise entered panic mode after Shane Black’s bumble fuck of a action/sci-fi/horror/comedy failed monumentally with both critics and audiences and what is a franchise to do when it’s almost ran completely out of steam? Do what made the first one so much fun . . . but not as good tho. 

    I’ll admit when I heard there was another Predator film…

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    How the fuck do none of these passengers notice the shit that’s goin down? 

    Another one of those films where the trailer bombarded me anytime I went to the theater for past year or so so now I feel as though I should go out and waste money seeing it. And in this case I probably should’ve waited till some friends were available cause that probably would’ve helped me enjoy it a whole lot more. Also about thirty minutes into…

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  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★

    He’s definitely fucked those hammers before. 

    This one’s better than Multiversal of frustration in my opinion, if that means anything but either I’m getting more and more jaded or these films aren’t fun anymore. Or were they even fun to being with 🤔? 

    Well as time has gone on I’m finding myself becoming particularly less and less excited with each passing release from marvel and the once joyous sense of euphoria I felt when roaring in excitement with a crowd of fellow…

  • The Gray Man

    The Gray Man

    Sooo um . . . Cherry’s looking pretty good right about now. 

    What do you get when you have a Netflix action film with:

    • Half assed throwbacks to older & better action flicks 
    • Shitty video game vibes
    • Some famous directors 
    • A stacked ass cast
    • And an ludicrous amount of money  

    Well it equals out to be one of the most tedious endurance tests I’ve sat through in quiet awhile. A fuckin chore bore so devoid…