The Brood ★★★★

I'm 100% sure I'd be an awesome mom. I'd have the perfect balance of being there for them when they needed me and giving them their space whenever they truly needed it in order to become independent and fully capable of existing without me. The main reason I'd be an awesome mom though is because when my child is 12 years old I would show them how I made a home video of all the good scenes in The Brood that I recreated shot for shot shortly after they were born. They'll love it and they'll be like "you're the coolest, mom! can we watch Suspiria now?" and of course they can because I'm raising children with great taste.

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