Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★½ Watched 31 Dec 2021 1

  her: he's not replying, he's probably cheating on me right now
  him and the boys:

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  The Evil Dead 1981

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Sep 2021 1

  Spooky Season 2021 challenge

  why is his will to live so strong?!? if I were him and witnessed all this shit with my own two eyes I would simply give up. he's like "we must survive no matter what" bitch for what????????? so you can give all your money to therapy for years? no thank you. I'm out, good day.

Recent reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 06 May 2023

  If The Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy has a million fans, then I am one of them.

  If The Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy has ten fans, then I am one of them.

  If The Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy has only one fan then that is me.

  If The Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy has no fans, then that means I am no longer alive.

  If the world is against The Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy then I am against the world.

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Apr 2023

  controversial opinion, but I'd let the Nazgul rail me anytime. They're goth icons and I respect their dedication to the bit.

  Also here's something that Sam's wife needs to hear: denial is a river in egypt your husband is gay!!!!!!!!!!!

Popular reviews

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  Scream VI 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2023 1

  • when they threw shade at Letterboxd users my friend looked at me and she was like "haha that's you" (a loser) and I just couldn't argue with that

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  Evil Dead Rise 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Apr 2023

  This movie features title cards that go hard as fuck, sassy demons, blood, creepy elevators and most importantly, MILFs who need an exorcism.
  I also appreciated all the throwbacks to the previous movies.