Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris Bueller's Day Off ½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

this is the most shit movie ever. what in the fuck. there is no character development at all for anyone? why does cameron suddenly become some carefree bitch after he fucking meditates for 5 minutes THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS anyways the writers managed to fit in so much situational irony if you get horny of it this is a sex dream tbh and omg also 2 MPDGs like ARE YOU SRS these writers broke barriers but the wrong ones tbh like ????????????????????????? also how is ferris the main character and received less character development ALL I GOT WAS THAT oh he has sympathy yay omg good for you DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH THAT BRIAN OF YOURS YOU CAN WRITE AND CREATE INTERESTING ARCS but u opted for this piece of bullshit this is so stupid. i cannot rate this negative stars but i would. call me a hater BITCH I AM ugh wtf. and don't say the beauty of this movie is that its just rely funny and nothing happened BITCH STUFF HAPENED HE FUCKING HURT CAMERON AND DID THE MOST STUPID SHIT EVER but omg plot protection GUYS PLOT PROTECTION DOESNT EXIST IN REAL LIFE IF I TRIED TO GET ONTO A PARADE BALLOON I WOULD PROBABLY BE HATE CRIMED AND SEND TO JAIL :/ omg i hate this i feel bad for everyone who was manipulated at the expense of ferris's pleasure