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Recent reviews

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  Saw X 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Sep 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  GREATEST AFTER CREDITS SCENE OF ALL TIME HE IS RISEN

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  They Live 1988

  ★★★½ Rewatched 03 Sep 2023

  died from cringe when some lady started screaming and clapping during the “chew bubblegum and kick ass” bit, trying to get all twelve of us in the theater to join her. they had to call an ambulance for me and everyone got a refund.

Popular reviews

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  Bad Times at the El Royale 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Oct 2018 5

  JON HAMM CASUALLY SAID “FORTNITE”  TWICE AND I DIDN’T THINK IT COULD GET BETTER FROM THERE AND GUESS WHAT- IT DID.

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  Kong: Skull Island 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2017 5

  A welcome throwback to when blockbusters actually came complete with aspirations and ambition. Kong: Skull Island is a fast-paced romp full of immersive environments, blissfully obnoxious lighting/cinematography, and impressive, grand-scale action sequences. Also it hasn't even been two years and we're already paying homage to Mad Max Fury Road. A more in depth review coming later. Great stuff.