charles

Hold on guys, the dumbass wants to speak. Go ahead man, we’re listening!

Favorite films

  • Possession
  • Heat
  • The Last Temptation of Christ
  • Ms .45

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  • Saw X

    ★★★★½

  • Fix: The Ministry Movie

    ★★★★½

  • Salesman

    ★★★★

  • They Live

    ★★★½

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  • Saw X

    Saw X

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    GREATEST AFTER CREDITS SCENE OF ALL TIME HE IS RISEN

  • They Live

    They Live

    ★★★½

    died from cringe when some lady started screaming and clapping during the “chew bubblegum and kick ass” bit, trying to get all twelve of us in the theater to join her. they had to call an ambulance for me and everyone got a refund.

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  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale

    ★★★★

    JON HAMM CASUALLY SAID “FORTNITE”  TWICE AND I DIDN’T THINK IT COULD GET BETTER FROM THERE AND GUESS WHAT- IT DID.

  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island

    ★★★★

    A welcome throwback to when blockbusters actually came complete with aspirations and ambition. Kong: Skull Island is a fast-paced romp full of immersive environments, blissfully obnoxious lighting/cinematography, and impressive, grand-scale action sequences. Also it hasn't even been two years and we're already paying homage to Mad Max Fury Road. A more in depth review coming later. Great stuff.