Hellboy ★½

The guy two seats to my left yelled at me for pulling out my phone when the credits rolled. He brought a date, who walked out less than 2/3rds into the movie (he stayed through the rest of the movie). I ended up being part of some weird focus group screening of this with a studio rep present and all. His passion for this heap alone will glow on all of the rep’s paperwork and inevitably birth a Dark Horse Cinematic Universe over at Lionsgate, so after that, this takes a prime spot on my Incel Movies List. Congrajulashuns, Hellboy.