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  • The Holiday

    The Holiday


    Jack Black is so perfect in this movie and I would fight anyone with my bare hands to defend him from this cruel, unforgiving world.
    Also this is the perfect Christmas romcom and all other opinions are simply incorrect. Love Actually can kick rocks.

  • Total Recall

    Total Recall


    Blood! Tits! Workers' revolution!

    This movie asks the question "What if Blade Runner was kinda dumb?", and answers it in the most entertaining way possible. Plus it has Sharon Stone in it. What's not to love?

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  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys


    In retrospect, so much of what I enjoy about movies was informed by watching Joel Schumacher's and Tim Burton's (admittedly, and wonderfully, goofy) Batman movies as a child.

    Schumacher's flamboyant visual choices and psychedelic sense of humour just made so much sense to me as a weird gothy kid, sat on the sitting room floor watching Batman Forever for the sixth time. Schumacher's neon-soaked vision of Gotham is possibly the greatest depiction of Batman's hometown ever seen on screen. Also,…

  • Excision



    Stylised family drama/psychopath coming of age story with some darkly comedic elements and a blood fetish. So: 10/10 perfect first date movie if you want to weed out the normies early.

    I sort of feel like this could have been more fucked up? Not sure what that says about me. Still, highly recommended for the dreamy, blood-soaked fantasy sequences, the pitch perfect teen drama, and the John Waters cameo.