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  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel


    I was completely lost for the first twenty minutes (too much mumbo jumbo), but after that I was able to focus and enjoy the movie. It’s a bit predictable/formulaic, and I rolled my eyes at some of the quips, but listen— Brie Larson is a fucking superhero, so I’m a happy camper.

    Also, I love Ben Mendelsohn.

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody


    Friends. Romans, countrymen— lend me your ears. I’ve come to apologize. When I first saw this, I was able to overlook the flaws, appreciate the music, and simply enjoy myself. Upon rewatch, the same cannot be said. Bohemian Rhapsody is a shitty movie. 

    As anyone who’s my friend on Snapchat will tell you, I LOVE lip syncing. When Rami Malek is performing on stage, he truly does a good job. That being said, Bradley Cooper (who did not lip sync) deserved that fucking Oscar. The fact that this has four times as many Oscars as A Star is Born is truly baffling.

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  • The Donner Party

    The Donner Party


    Convinced that an incredible movie could be made about The Donner Party and Forlorn Hope, but this ain’t it, chief. 

    The movie literally ends halfway through the true story, which makes me wonder if the filmmakers ran out of money or were just too lazy to finish it. Who knows and who cares?

  • Game Night

    Game Night


    Let’s just get this out of the way: I loved Game Night. I had an absolute blast watching this and was laughing 90% of the time (the other 10% was spent fawning over Rachel McAdams, but I’ll get to that). Guess what I also love? Monopoly. That’s not really relevant but it needed to be said.

    The cast is great. Everyone has atleast one great moment. As much as I love Kyle Chandler, the comedic standout of the film is…