Co-host of Cerise and Vicky Rank The Movies. I rank the movies good, real good.

Favorite films

  • Suspiria
  • Sweet Smell of Success
  • Barry Lyndon
  • Repo Man

Recent activity

  • Barbarian


  • Black Belt Jones


  • The Way of the Dragon


  • Game of Death


Recent reviews

  • Barbarian



    Smart, almost perfectly paced, really visually inventive and altogether buckwild. Worth seeing in the theaters for all the depth of field trickery alone, and (along with Nope) it's one of the most original horror movies to come down the pike in years. Goddamn, what a movie.

  • World on a Wire

    World on a Wire


    Checkmate, chuds: The Matrix was queer before it even existed

Popular reviews

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman


    I've seen worse films, but I don't know that I've seen one quite as dispiriting. It is to indie filmmaking what Rise of Skywalker is to franchise blockbusters - a timid, algorithmic attempt to locate the center, attempting to offend as few people as possible and in the process only becoming more offensive. As a narrative, it's at once too unimaginative to abandon the emotional hooks of a revenge movie and too deathly afraid of exploring the consequences of relying…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    I'm just glad that somewhere out in the vastness of time and space, the Wong Kar-Wai universe is definitely a thing that exists