This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

That’s why you’re so hell-bent on sounding smart. ‘cause you’re compensating for the fact that you’re a fucking ho. 

Story of my life

I wear $150 slacks, I wear silk shirts, I wear $800 suits, I wear a gold watch, I wear a perfect, D-flawless three carat ring. I change cars like other guys change their fucking shoes. I'm a thief. I've been in prison, all right?

Big big mood from James Caan. This film is incredible, what a first feature from Micheal Mann

All the Easter eggs and hints at other things in this universe (portals, alternate timelines, zombie fucking?) were way more interesting than the movie itself. Visual creativity and world building were pretty solid, makes me intrigued for the future content of this ip. 

The dialog was pretty cringe and the film was filled with plot holes. You really feel the 2.5 hour run time here. But then again, robot zombies... Snyder, you have my attention

Seriously, what the fuck was this? 

What a waste of a great cast and potentially good story. This could’ve been a Shutter Island sort of thriller. Instead we got a schizophrenic dud

Kong bows to no one 

Hahahahhhhahahahhahahhahahhahaha

My guy Kong just wants to sit on his island and chill and Godzilla out here trying to start trouble. Hate to see it. This movie is a mix of Pacific rim, stranger things, and a mash up of other out dated disaster stories with really really good visuals.