Favorite films

  • Pig
  • Prehistoric Beast
  • Baby of the Bride
  • The Wrong Trousers

Recent activity

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King


  • Chappie


  • Austin Powers in Goldmember


  • House


Recent reviews

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King


    I don't know what the general consensus is but after this watch through, Two Towers is the best one.

  • House



    Hooptober 8.0 | 11/31 | 9 random films from my watchlist bc I already met the criteria (3/9)

    If you are someone that knows my tastes, I'm sure you won't be surprised that I didn't love this.

    I know there is a tendency to describe this move as "random" or "insane" and I definitely get that but I think that along with those descriptors comes the implication that Hausu is slipshod and/or meaningless but I don't think that it is…

Popular reviews

  • Yokai Monsters: 100 Monsters

    Yokai Monsters: 100 Monsters


    Hooptober 8.0 | 4/31 | 1 Kaiju or Kong film (not the new K vs. G)

    The title is a lie, there are far fewer than 100 monsters in this film. In fact, there are only 3 until the last 12 minutes when a dozen or so more show up and don't really do anything. It almost makes you wonder why they would go through making all of these Sid and Marty Krofft abominations just to squander them in the…

  • The Funhouse

    The Funhouse


    Hooptober 8.0 | 9/31 | 1 Tobe Hooper film (there must ALWAYS be a Hooper film)

    I love Hooptober, I do not love Tobe Hooper. After reviewing Night Terrors, The Mangler, and Djinn within the last year, Hooper has become a sort of nemesis of mine and the requisite Hooper film is something that I've come to dread each Hooptober.

    I must report, though, this one was pretty good! Hooper is working with some of the same themes and plot…