Charlie

I have had this since I was 14 and therefore it is an archive of extreme opinions and horniness I respect but do not always maintain.

Favorite films

  • Mystery Train
  • Mikey and Nicky
  • The Seduction of Mimi
  • My Own Private Idaho

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  • Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

    ★★★★

  • Running on Empty

    ★★★★

  • Dracula

    ★★★½

  • Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    ★★★½

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  • Donnie Darko

    Donnie Darko

    ★★★★½

    jake gyllenhaal.,..,,,the OG manic pixie dream boy..,,,.the pioneer of moody boy cinema...,,,..the lord and emperor of my hipster ass

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    ★★★★½

    me before: haha isn't brokeback mountain the gay cowboy movie?
    me now: *shoves past-me down a spiral staircase* ROT IN HELL YOU IGNORANT BITCH