I have had this since I was 14 and therefore it is an archive of extreme opinions I respect but do not always maintain.

Favorite films

  • My Own Private Idaho
  • Swept Away
  • American Honey
  • Out of the Blue

Recent activity

  • Saturday Night Fever


  • Blue Velvet


  • Titane


  • Moulin Rouge!


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Donnie Darko

    Donnie Darko


    jake gyllenhaal.,..,,,the OG manic pixie dream boy..,,,.the pioneer of moody boy cinema...,,,..the lord and emperor of my hipster ass

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain


    me before: haha isn't brokeback mountain the gay cowboy movie?
    me now: *shoves past-me down a spiral staircase* ROT IN HELL YOU IGNORANT BITCH