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  • Cruel Intentions

    Cruel Intentions

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    this is peak 90s teen cinema. it’s quintessential 90s aesthetic. the characters are incredibly toxic and not good people but i don’t give a damn, i love that negative shit.

  • Grandma's Boy

    Grandma's Boy

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    i love these stupid movies so much

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  • Wrong Turn

    Wrong Turn

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    β€œdon’t forget it’s movie and pizza night.. the boys picked something about inbred cannibals”

    this soft reboot gave an entire new meaning to the franchise’s premise. the cast in this film not only gave stellar performances but was incredibly diverse in terms of cultures and professions. we had nurses, business owners, environmentalists, etc and it was nice to see that experience become a useful characteristic as things began to spiral out of control (at least for some characters). i’m going…

  • Snatchers

    Snatchers

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    Snatchers definitely flew under the radar! This movie is fucking hilarious and ridiculously gory.