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  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Fight Club
  • Ghostbusters
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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  • Mother's Day

    ★★★

  • To Catch a Killer

    ★★★½

  • Dead Shot

    ★★★

  • Asterix & Obelix: The Middle Kingdom

    ★★★★

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  • Mother's Day

    Mother's Day

    ★★★

    When I did one’ve these for that Mother movie with JLo innit, I made a joke ‘bout how Netflix had this comin’ out soon an’ that they woz gonna try an’ make Mums With Guns a thing, but then like, when it fine’ly dropped, Netflix’s Movies Top Ten over ‘ere woz all eigh’ Harry Potter movies, NOT IN ORDER ANYMORE so ya could lit’rally track where the entire fuckin’ UK woz onnit’s rewatch if ya paid enuff attention, THE MOTHER,…

  • To Catch a Killer

    To Catch a Killer

    ★★★½

    Wot can I fuckin’ say, Sky’s hot streak continues. I mean bein’ real it’s the mos’ LUKEWARM hot streak thass ever fuckin’ bin but I’m likin’ wot they’re claimin’ more this year’n I did las’ year. I’ve sed b’fore that sum streamers catch strays where they’ll put sumthin’ up an’ people’ll jus’ start talkin’ ‘bout it fer no real fuckin’ reason, an’ like, the CAUGH’ A FUCKIN’ STRAY WITH THIS coz I’ve bin seein’ chat ‘bout this goin’ out out…

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  • Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    ★★★★

    Now THIS’S more fuckin’ like it, an’ I don’t jus’ mean that as in the las’ time we did D&D azza movie it woz shit, I mean it as in it’s nice t’get a big flashy action team thing that knows wot ta fuckin’ do with it. I keep thinkin’ it can’t be THAT HARD, then I change me mind cozzit MUS’ BE coz there’s so many shit ones, THEN one like this comes out an makes it look like…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    ★★★½

    Not too long ago one’ve them clickbait articles started doin’ the roun’s, like, EV’RY-FUCKIN’-WHERE I ended up fer a bit, where it came out that ‘Manda Seyfried woz called up an’ asked if she wanned t’be Gamora in this, or maybe it woz Nebula, I dunno it wozza while ago, but anyway she sed no coz fer one thing the make-jobs fer whichever one it woz put the fear’ve God in ‘er when she looked how long she’d need t’be…