Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Inside 2023

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2023

  Willem Dafoe poop

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  Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum 2018

  ★★★★ Rewatched 19 Oct 2020 16

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Here is a cute photo of a puppy for all you poor souls who suffered through this film. :)

Recent reviews

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  The Darkness 2016

  ½ Watched 19 May 2023

  Kevin Bacon’s son vanquishes five demons using the CinemaSins sound effect.

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  Fast X 2023

  ★½ Watched 18 May 2023

  For NPCs and babies!

Popular reviews

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  A Good Person 2023

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2023 1

  Fucking dogshit.

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2022 1

  Perhaps one of the most thoughtful, meaningful, beautiful pieces of art to ever exist. In it’s completely absurdist style it’s hard to ever believe that I cried for so much of the runtime. But I did. Everything about this just fucking works and I cannot believe something like this was able to be made and distributed with a wide release. I find it hard to pick out problems with films so I may not be the most credible when I…