chef jeff

In search of the scariest movie ever.

Member since Aug. 25, 2018

Favorite films

  • Blue Is the Warmest Color
  • Sorcerer
  • Ghostwatch
  • Aguirre, the Wrath of God

Recent activity

  • No Hard Feelings

  • Inferno

  • The Creator

  • Life Itself


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Recent reviews

  • The Darkness

    The Darkness


    Kevin Bacon’s son vanquishes five demons using the CinemaSins sound effect.

  • Fast X

    Fast X


    For NPCs and babies!

Popular reviews

  • A Good Person

    A Good Person


    Fucking dogshit.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    Perhaps one of the most thoughtful, meaningful, beautiful pieces of art to ever exist. In it’s completely absurdist style it’s hard to ever believe that I cried for so much of the runtime. But I did. Everything about this just fucking works and I cannot believe something like this was able to be made and distributed with a wide release. I find it hard to pick out problems with films so I may not be the most credible when I…