Bohemian Rhapsody

Bohemian Rhapsody ½

I can’t even finish watching this dumpster fire. I made it maybe 40 minutes into it before I could no longer stand watching Malek pull a Redmayne and try really, really hard to act like a beloved famous person. Whoever wrote this should be ashamed, whoever directed it should be embarrassed, and whoever edited it should be shunned. I didn’t think anything would surpass Crimes of Grindelwald for Worst Movie of 2018 but here we are. At least that one wasn’t absolutely horrendous, visually. I can’t believe they took a person and a song so eccentric, exciting and avant garde and turned it into the cinematic equivalent of getting your teeth cleaned.

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