Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • Rushmore
  • 13 Going on 30
  • Inherent Vice

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  • Silent Running

    ★★

  • Bones and All

    ★★★★

  • Raging Bull

    ★★★★

  • Shakespeare in Love

    ★★★

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  • Silent Running

    Silent Running

    ★★

    unbelievable robots gardening while joan baez belts end credits scene

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★

    “Every story has its chapter in the desert, the long slide from kingdom
    to kingdom through the wilderness,
    where you learn things, where you're left to your own devices.”

    “It's a road movie,
    a double-feature, two boys striking out across America, while desire,
    like a monster, crawls up out of the lake
    with all of us watching, with all of us wondering if these two boys will
    find a way to figure it out.”
    (DRIVING NOT WASHING DECEMBER!!!!!)

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  • The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash

    The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash

    ★★★★★

    bitches in 1969 be like just got sold to dirk, stig, nasty and barry

  • Ratatoing

    Ratatoing

    ★★★★★

    this is the only movie i will ever call a ~film~ it is without a doubt the greatest work of the century and david fincher fucking WISHES he directed it