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  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix

    ★★½

    It was fine you’re all just mean. This having the same average rating as justice league is frankly an insult to sophie turner’s snatched waist. At least it LOOKED like a movie. Does a movie have to be “engaging” and “make sense” to be good? Is it not enough to watch michael “big cock” fassbender open and close his wrists and almost burst his face veins? 

    Also, really sad that they’ve never managed to capitalise on the best superhero movie…

  • Dear Ex

    Dear Ex

    ★★★★½

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             Being sad

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  • Aquaman

    Aquaman

    ★½

    LMAO BITCH IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND THIS FILM WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY XISMISMSISKSJD THEY REALLY AGED WILLEM DEFOE 50 YEARS IN THE FILM AND KEPT NICOLE KIDMAN LOOKING 36 YEARS OLD THROUGHOUT DESPITE GOING FROM BEING BEACHED TO FALLING IN LOVE TO HAVING A BABY THAT WENT FROM A BABY TO 40 YEAR OLD JASON MOMOA TO GOING BACK TO ATLANTA TO GETTING MARRIED TO HAVING ANOTHER BABY THAT WENT FROM A BABY TO 50 YEAR PLD PATRICK WILSON.…

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★½

    Chris Evans and/or Chris Hemsworth please puncture  this pussy. I’ve never been more horny than when long haired, bearded chris evans and short haired chris hemsworth existed within the same space. The 6th infinity stone is the pure THIRST power I exhibited in the cinema for 2.5 hours.




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