This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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Charlie's Angels 2000
Drew bb you're an angel and I love you forever but it looks like you had way more fun filming this than I had watching it! It took me 3 days to get through this. Which was really disappointing because this is like, my type of guilty pleasure movie. Just didn't hit it for me though.
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New Rose Hotel 1998
Me, googling this movie while the credits are still rolling and learning it's adapted from a William Gibson piece: "oh, that explains it"
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Dazed and Confused 1993
I've been looking forward to watching this for a long time but wasn't that impressed, maybe it would've been better if i hadn't already seen Everybody Wants Some.
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Stargate 1994
First of all, what is it with old sci fi movies and deserts? Star Wars, the Fifth Element, Dune, and this? Probably more I don't even know about.
Second of all, how did I miss this?? I never saw it as a kid, but absolutely should have, it would have been right up my alley, and looks like the kind of thing they would've shown on TV, too. Maybe it was only on cable networks and not on over-the-air channels…
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Gangs of New York 2002
It was fine, idk. Cameron Diaz enters an early scene as Jenny, the first conventionally attractive female character to appear in the movie, and it's painfully clear that this means she's the love interest. In fact she's the only significant female character, and exists solely as a love interest, and that pretty much told me everything I need to know about what kind of movie this is, less than 30 minutes into it. Hell Cat Maggie, one of the most…
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Nomadland 2020
As the credits were rolling, roxii was marveling at how very tender and real all these people felt. Watching the credits, we realized that the vast majority of the people in this film played themselves. These characters felt like real people because they were. Just people, with stories and lives.
What a special piece this was.
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Monster Hunter 2020
The only interesting character was the cat, and he got all of 2 minutes of screen time.
Apparently it was National Popcorn Day though, so we got free popcorn!
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Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones 2014
I've 100% seen this movie at some point in my life - I remember the plot and several scenes from it - but absolutely do not remember the circumstances. Idk who was with me (if anyone), if it was in theaters, at a friend's place, or if I rented it. All I know is that I never logged it, so it must have been before I started using Letterboxd. But was there really a time before Letterboxd? I don't even want to entertain the memory of that godless existence