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Beware: Children at Play 1989
That ending could never be recreated today
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1 cup Children Of The Corn
1/4 cup Memorial Valley MassacreGrab all the evil children goodness into a bowl with all that feral flavors and let it all start to boil up with those flavors as you slowly stir in a little of that Bible bumping belt seasonings and let that sit and start simmering those flavors for a dish packing some big flavors in
Wrong Turn
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Killer's Delight 1978
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Cook Book Film Review
1 cup Ted Bundy
Dash of In The Heat Of The Night
Grab all that police procedural goodness and chop it finely and into the pot. Throw in a little sazon of true crime and let that start to boil together. Throw in a helping of exploitation and stir in slowly as the heat start to rise as things start to bubble up and simmer with those rich flavors. Stir it…
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Shiva Baby 2020
Will have your butthole puckered up like a bagel
Cook Book Film Review
1 cup Shiva Baby
Dash of Death At A Funeral
Dash of Uncut Gems
Grab all that Jewish goodness into the pan and slowly crank up that heat as you pour in all that dark comedy seasoning and let it all start to simmer up in those rich flavors in
The Graduate
Strap in for the film that is in an arms race with Uncut Gems in… -
Incubus 1982
They sure loved to say "enormous amount of sperm..."
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1 cup The Incubus
Dash of Friday The 13th
Dash of PossessionGrab all that all that folk horror goodness and pour in a helping of slasher seasoning and let all that start to simmer up in the pot and slowly stir in those rich flavors for a dish packing unsettling flavors in
Succubus
Strap in for this supernatural quasi slasher demonic nightmare fueled by enormous amount…
