Aspiring Chef. Honest Ingredients. Honest Dishes. Serving Honest Reviews. Lover friend of Horror, Penguins, Butts, and Movies

Favorite films

  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Fantasia
  • Alien
  • Her

Recent activity

  • Challenge of the Masters

  • The Mighty Peking Man


  • Violent Night


  • Shaolin Temple

Recent reviews

  • Challenge of the Masters

    Challenge of the Masters

    everybody is still kung fu fighting in this

    Cook Book Film Review
    1 cup Shaolin Temple
    Dash of The Boxer From Shantung

    Grab all that high action chop action into a bowl and into a grill and let those fire lick that deliciousness into a hearty dish in

    Karate Kid
    Strap in for another helping of kung fu action in this tale about an adult pretending to be a kid who wants to learn kung fu from his father who…

  • The Mighty Peking Man

    The Mighty Peking Man


    If you know me, you know I love me some bad rubber monster kaiju suit movie especially if it's filled with offensive racial stereotypes so raise that hairy first get ready to cook this banana ape bread in

    Cook Book Film Review
    1 cup king Kong
    Dash of Godzilla
    Dash of Bigfoot

    Grab all that hairy goodness and all that skimpy goodness all into a pan and let it all marinate in them juices as you slow start to…

Popular reviews

  • The Menu

    The Menu


    I would love to eat at a restaurant that has Michelle Zauner as the hostess.

    This film proves that at the end of the day nothing hits like a Krabby Patty and the only reason this film loses half star is for crinkle cut fries common Anya I expected better from you.

    The Menu

    Noma Copenhagen

    First Course
    Fantasy Island

    Second Course
    Bitter Feast

    Third Course

    Fourth Course
    Triangle Of Sadness

    Velver Buzzsaw

    Let that culinary journey…

  • Violent Night

    Violent Night


    I need Mortal Kombat to make Santa Claus in the next game and do that fatality in this that needs to be in a MK game. seriously the last fatality is alone worth the full price and 5 stars.

    On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 sledgehammered goons

    87North Production's Merry Christmas to all

    Bourbon Glazed Santa Cookies in this

    Cook Book Film Review
    1/4 cup Die Hard
    Dash of Home Alone
    Dash of…