Super Grandma to the rescue
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1 cup E.C. Comics
1 cup Succubus
1/4 cup Bram Stoker's Dracula
Dash of The Fables Of Aesop
Dash of Videodrome
Dash of Nightmare On Elm Street
Grab all of those good old fashion Christian values and pour it all into the pan and start that heat up pour in a few seasonings of gothic and folk lore with those splashy neons and Universal Monster and let all that to simmer…
So let me get this right...the lake is a portal to someone's vagina
White girls rather conjure up a ghost from a lake than go to therapy
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1 cup West Okoboji Lake
1 cup The Seven Sisters Of Spirit Lake
Grab all that grieving process goodness into a bowl whisk it all together with all that urban legend goodness throw in some new age mysticism seasoning and a helping of ghost stories and let all that…
They sure loved to say "enormous amount of sperm..."
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1 cup The Incubus
Dash of Friday The 13th
Dash of Possession
Grab all that all that folk horror goodness and pour in a helping of slasher seasoning and let all that start to simmer up in the pot and slowly stir in those rich flavors for a dish packing unsettling flavors in
Succubus
Strap in for this supernatural quasi slasher demonic nightmare fueled by enormous amount…
You have great hands...
hands for cooking
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1 cup Film Noir
1 cup Los Angeles
1 cup 1989
Dash of D.A.R.E
Grab all that noir goodness and pour in a can of cheesy 80s goodness and let all that start to heat up into a melty goodness pour in those alien seasonings with those dashes of anti-drug flavors and stir in and let all that sizzle up in those rich flavors for a dish packing heat…
Will have your butthole puckered up like a bagel
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1 cup Shiva Baby
Dash of Death At A Funeral
Dash of Uncut Gems
Grab all that Jewish goodness into the pan and slowly crank up that heat as you pour in all that dark comedy seasoning and let it all start to simmer up in those rich flavors in
The Graduate
Strap in for the film that is in an arms race with Uncut Gems in…
Its a no from me dawg
a classic Shortin' Bread recipe in this
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1 cup Island Of Death
Dash of The Monkey's Paw
Dash of The Fables of Aesop
Grab all that folking good flavors into the pan and let it all start to sizzle up as you pour in all that degeneracy with drug fueled seasonings and let it start to sear up those rich flavors in
Death Island
Strap in for this Spanish folk-tinged…
I too would love a servant to frolic in bed with
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1 cup Beatriz
1/4 cup Mi Hermana Antonia
Dash of Straw Dogs
Grab all that gothic goodness and slice it thin and place into the pan and crank up the heat as you pour in a little of those Spanish seasoning and home invasion spices and let all that start to simmer in those rich flavors for a dish packing bite in
The Guest
Strap…
That song had no business going that hard
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1 cup Manuel Blanco Romasanta
1/4 cup Psycho
Dash of The Wolfman
Dash of Spain
Grab all that cereal killer goodness into a bowl whisk it in with a little Spanish gothic seasoning. Once you have a nice mush of flavors throw it into the oven and let that conventional heat werk it baby till it's a golden flaky crunchy bomb of flavors and delight in
The Spanish…
What happens in Montrel doesn't stay in Montrel
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1/4 cup Stereo
1/4 cup Mad Scientist
1/4 cup The Crazies
Dash of The Andromeda Strain
Dash of STDs
Grab all that slimy parasitic goodness into a bowl whisk it with all of those yummy body horror seasoning and into the pan and let that all start to sear up a nice crisp edge for a dish packing big flavors in
Slither
Strap in for this parasite infested…
Another quick bite in this
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1 cup Stereo
Dash of Webbed Feet
Grab all that psychological goodness and wrapped it between the oozy creamy goodness of post-apocalyptic future and into the oven and let it start to golden into a flaky mouthwatering dish in
House Of Skin
Strap in for this psychological dystopic future nightmare fueled by panty sniffing foot rubbing and pedophilia in a future where all women have died off and left only men…
1 cup PBS Education Video
1 cup University School Project
Grab all that black and white goodness and whisk it with all that ESP goodness and into a sheet pan and straight to the oven and let all those rich flavors bake into a flaky good dish in
Psych 101
Strap in for this pseudo silent educational video about research in psychology, erotic, and telepathy with more over academic narration
Now we start to find Cronenberg going into what he…
A quick little bite in this
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1 cup Transfer
1 cup Tub
Grab all those delicious tidbits and toss them into that hot golden shower till it's a crispy goodness in
The Tendril
Strap in for the young film school Cronenberg and his obsession with people just talking in weird enunciations in single locations this time in a bathtub discussing fears of anal raping tendrils.
Once again just fun to see what Cronenberg was interested in…