• After Hours

    After Hours

    ★★★★

    if catherine o'hara chases me around the city in an ice cream truck with an angry mob convinced that i am a burglar and with the intent to beat the shit out of me DO NOT PROSECUTE HER

  • Emma.

    Emma.

    ★★★★

    HE CRIED AT THE WEDDING.............................

  • The Haunting of Bly Manor

    The Haunting of Bly Manor

    ★★★★

    memory and love and ghosts. they're all the same thing, aren't they?

    everything's growing in our garden
    you don't have to know that it's haunted.

  • Dick Johnson Is Dead

    Dick Johnson Is Dead

    ★★★★★

    i can already tell this singlehandedly revived my love for movies.

    long live dick johnson

  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time

    ★★★½

    dont want to go for the easy joke and say "haha its spiderman!" but this is really just a very bleak spiderman movie? he literally spends the whole movie trying to keep his neighborhood safe.. anyway, love the guy! keep up the good work spiderman <3

  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    m̵̨̧̛͎̯̲͈̖͉͕̗̱̞̽͊̍̊̂̒̓͆̔̌̊̓̿́̓̎͠͝ͅę̸̜͔̯̜̩̰͇̗̫̗̤̖̣͕̗̣̫̖̻̬̤̭̱̤̦̩͝ṇ̷̡̛̙̘͉͓̳̂̀͊̊̎̇̐̓̀̂͆͊͗̍̀̒̉̋̾͂̾̚͘͜͝͝͠t̵̢̛̹̣̬̰̞̯̝̝̝̯̲̼̘͈̳̫̝̃̄̀̈́̑͗̈́̾̄̌͊̌͛̄͊̈́̚å̴̧̡͎̞̬̬͉̥̫̥̹̥̤̭̝͖͖̖͓͓͔͓͇̥̪̐̾̉͐̑̅̈́́̆̓̐͆̅̐̋̿͘͝͠ͅͅl̵̼̰̟̮̳͖͗͛̚l̶̢̡̨̡̨̛̪̯̘͕̹̪͈̘̜̲̼̹͕̺͖͈͓̀̄̈́̀͐̓͐̋̎͛͛̈́͊̂̅̓̑̋̆̑̕͠͠͠͝͠͝y̴̨̡̨̛͖̞͉̗͍͓̪̞̑̈́̈́̑͊̌̾̇̽̊̇̕͘͠ ̷̧̢̻̯̰̳͉͍̮͍̖̲͚̣̘̥͔̜̝̫̱̫̰̙̙̊̋͘̕̕͜i̴̢̝̫̤͙͈̭̩̞̳̞̓͛͊̐̐̏̓͌͌̅͘͝'̸̡̛̣̦̪̠̗̝͚̼̹̙̣̠̞́̏̉̽͊̑̓͂̚͠͝m̴̠̀͂͛̀̋̍̏̍̚͝ ̴̢̧̮̠̯͕͈͇͓̻̼̻͓̯͐̿͊́̇̓̑̽̀͗̀͑̐̿̈́̈́̅̊̉́̾͘̚͘͘͝͠h̸̨̢̢̧̳͕̫̞̞̻̮̠͚͍̞̤̖͔̰̰̭͕͈̖̜̘̘͍̅̍̈́͋̂͒̎̾͒͌͑̏͌̉͘ͅę̸̥̭͚͈͕̯̦̬̟̲͚͓̼̘̰̝̞̯͓̞̼̭͂́̿͜͝ř̸͔̬̱̫̻́̾e̵̝̦̳͉̘̮̞̼͎͇̭͍̺̞̻̥̤͉͈͈͖̙̪͙͔̍̓͒

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    i think this perfectly captures the essence of the year 2020, when everything, even your childhood bedroom, is just a little off.

  • Miami Vice

    Miami Vice

    yesterday i was running on 3 hours of sleep and by the time the new batman content started rolling in i was a bit delirious. when i saw what colin farrell's character on the batman looks like i got upset because for a while i couldn't remember what colin farrell is actually supposed to look like. after i took my meds i mindlessly browsed netflix without intending to watch anything but when i saw this i put it on to…

  • Spree

    Spree

    jared, 19, finally learned how to read and it was to learn his lines on this shitty script. jared buddy you should have stayed illiterate

  • Host

    Host

    ★★★½

    this is what every zoom call feels like when you have anxiety

  • Little Miss Sunshine

    Little Miss Sunshine

    ★★★★★

    i dont know who needs to hear this but you cant fly jets if you're colorblind

    (also this movie is starting to be a birthday tradition and i love that. happy birthday to me!!)

  • Family

    Family

    ★★★½

    there's a 13 year old kid in this movie who goes by the name "baby joker" and i laughed out loud every single time it was mentioned. like i think it might the funniest thing i've ever heard in my life