Chip

I waste a lot time. Mostly watching movies.

Favorite films

  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • The Apartment
  • Psycho
  • Pinocchio

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  • Cry-Baby

    ★★★

  • To Leslie

    ★★★★

  • Infinity Pool

    ★★★★

  • The Greatest Beer Run Ever

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  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    The only real way to watch this movie is in a theater with a full audience that completely buys into it. I didn't jump once, but the audience I saw it with jumped and gasped and laughed at their own jumpiness over and over. It's one of the most quiet movies I've ever seen. I could regularly hear the guy behind me on the right whispering "Oh my fucking god" over and over while also hearing the guy behind me…

  • First Blood

    First Blood

    What fantasy world does this movie take place in?

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  • Blow-Up

    Blow-Up

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A friend of mine once said, "All movies end one of three ways. Somebody gets married. Somebody dies. Or mimes playing tennis."

  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey

    In one scene, Grey reminds Anna to remember her safe word. He then ties her down and performs oral sex on her. Unless he's abominably bad at oral sex, she's never going to use that safe word. On the other hand, I tried using the safe word, but the movie kept going.