This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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Skinamarink 2022
The only real way to watch this movie is in a theater with a full audience that completely buys into it. I didn't jump once, but the audience I saw it with jumped and gasped and laughed at their own jumpiness over and over. It's one of the most quiet movies I've ever seen. I could regularly hear the guy behind me on the right whispering "Oh my fucking god" over and over while also hearing the guy behind me…
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She-Hulk: Attorney at Law 2022
Having completist tendencies can be rough. So yes, I'll watch your entire Marvel show even though it's something I would never bother with if it weren't Marvel.
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Bros 2022
Too many montages and tinkling pianos. Weird subplots that don’t go anywhere and a song that feels wildly out of place. There’s a lot of typical romcom crap in this movie. But there’s also a lot to like. It’s usually frank and unafraid of sex. And I appreciate that the obstructions in the relationship feel more like personal hang ups than contrived misunderstandings. It’s also weird to hear Garth Brooks get mentioned so much in a 2022 movie. The movie…
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The Wedding Singer 1998
This movie is a lot more mean spirited and self-serving than I remember. The only reason the movie works at all is because Drew Barrymore is adorable.
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003
The movie takes way too long to leave the party, but it brings a giant spider so it evens itself out.