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  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    ★★★

    this movie is absolutely batshit insane. i love it so much

  • Middleditch & Schwartz

    Middleditch & Schwartz

    ★★★★★

    “you're thinking about 💥🤹‍♂️🎩 magic, and we're talking 🧝🃏🧙 magic” 

    “...you're not talking about 💥🤹‍♂️🎩 magic? you're talking about 🧝🃏🧙 magic?”

    “yeah”

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  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    avengers: endgame
    my eyes: still crying
    the future: is female
    gay: rights
    that is: america’s ass
    i love you: 3000
    hotel: trivago

  • The Perfect Date

    The Perfect Date

    ★½

    i’m sorry but brooks rattigan has got to be the worst fucking name for a teenage boy ever? who the fuck would willingly decide to go on a date with a guy after seeing his name is brooks rattigan? it sounds like a geronimo stilton character