Letterboxd — Your life in film

Me: I hope they show what happened with Gordy, I’d like to see it :)
Nope: *shows what happened with Gordy*
Me: this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

“…and I am gonna kill bill.”

theeeeee best title drop in cinema history !

god Uma Thurman is so fucking beautiful I want her to cut both my arms off

Did I have a blast watching this? Absolutely yes.
Will I ever have the energy to watch it again? Probably no.

Julia Roberts’ curly hair!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️💞💞💖💖🥰🥰😍😍

“Jesus, what the fuck?!”

Finney’s Final Girl Moment™️ was SOOOO good we stan catharsis in horror movies

There is something undeniably fruity about that all-girls summer camp.

Just 5 besties going to krispy kreme 🥺🥺🥺

If they were gonna use any GN’R song they should’ve used Get In The Ring. Christian Bale doing Axl’s whole “what you pissed off cause your dad gets more pussy than you? Fuck you. Suck my fucking dick.” would’ve been worth the price of admission alone.

Oh man this could’ve easily been one of my cheesy comfort movie faves if it just had… any semblance of proper plot structure or storyline. And it’s not even CAMP?

WOMEN IN STEM!

How is Nic Cage the least crazy part of this????

The effects in this were SO bad it was funny