Chris Howson-Jan

Chris Howson-Jan


Bump all my ratings down half a star for the non-sap's rating

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  • Tenet



    It's still kind of a huge mess and again I come away wishing I liked it 10% more but when it hits its marks I hoot and I holler

  • Undine



    This is the exact kind of movie that tends to stymie me; I'm never sure if I'm either a) not getting something, b) looking for something that isn't there, or c) seeing it correctly for what it is and just not loving it the way other people do. Given how often this type of film - methodical, filled with long scenes with often sparse dialogue (at least that which immediately comes across as substantive), with a sort of esoteric plot…

Popular reviews

  • The Polar Express

    The Polar Express


    Hoped it would be decent, feared it would be offensive, in the end twas only poopoo

  • Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy


    The existence of the Terminators line will completely scrub from existence that in the same scene a boy asks his grandmother to turn off T2 so he can watch Meet the Press