I’m a big fuckin dummy, I like movies but I don’t have a graduate degree so I’m gonna give Michael Bay shit 4-5 stars.

Favorite films

  • Ran
  • Ashes and Diamonds
  • The King of Comedy
  • To Live and Die in L.A.

Recent activity

  • The Northman


  • Empire of the Sun


  • The Batman


  • Jackass Forever


Recent reviews

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    Dark Souls: The Movie

    I enjoyed this, for the most part. I have a feeling my opinion will change upon second viewing, I may love or loathe it, but ambivalence is about all I feel towards it. There is a lot of stuff in here that slays, the final volcano fight is super rad, albeit, a bit short and anti-climactic. I dunno, man, just didn’t hit like The Witch or The Lighthouse.

  • Empire of the Sun

    Empire of the Sun

    God bless Spielberg, one of the greats. Don’t we love him, folks? I used to watch this on repeat as a kid, and it’s low key one of my favorites.

Popular reviews

  • Exterminate All the Brutes

    Exterminate All the Brutes

    Death to America, tbh

  • Elysium


    This movie rocks, time has been kind to it. In the current era of history, where a deadly virus is raging, and healthcare is apportioned by can you not respect this film’s vision? Medical debt is the number one leading cause of bankruptcy in America, 67%. This is a movie about how healthcare is a human right, and like every human right, worth waging war for.