Favorite films

  • The Beyond
  • Black Christmas
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Possession

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  • VOIR

    ★★★½

  • The Rescue

    ★★★★½

  • Strangers on a Train

    ★★★★★

  • The Lady Vanishes

    ★★★½

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  • The Beyond

    The Beyond

    ★★★★★

    Woe be unto him who opens one of the seven gateways to Hell, because through that gateway, evil will invade the world.”

    How do you even begin to review your favorite film? You don’t, you just watch it a million times in complete awe that something like it even exists.

    Fulci lives.

  • Mausoleum

    Mausoleum

    ★★★★

    demon titties

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  • VOIR

    VOIR

    ★★★½

    “If I could be in a movie theater, I didn’t want to be anywhere else.”

    Informative & bittersweet. 
    Just the way I like em.

  • C'mon C'mon

    C'mon C'mon

    ★★★★½

    Words words words. 
    Blah blah blah. 

    Y’all we were graced with a film where Joaquin Phoenix smiles on more than one occasion. I’m here for happy Joaquin. 
    Beautiful little film. 
    Laughed and cried. Can’t ask for anything more.

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  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★★

    THE ACTING IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE MUSIC IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE CINEMATOGRAPHY IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE SPEECHES IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE OPENING SCENE IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE SCENES IN BETWEEN THIS MOVIE.
    THE ENDING SCENE IN THIS MOVIE.
    DANIEL DAY-LEWIS IN THIS MOVIE.
    PAUL DANO IN THIS MOVIE.

    My GOD.
    Thank you PTA.

    I'm practically speechless, but of course, I have to atleast say something besides those things stated above. PTA is a genius, a complete mastermind, I'm a huge…

  • Edge of the Axe

    Edge of the Axe

    ★★★★½

    “I’m telling you, this place stinks of death.”

    Finally, Edge of the Axe gets a bluray release and it’s never looked so good! Thank you Arrow Video for recognizing this fairly underrated hidden gem of 80s slasher goodness.
    For me, there’s nothing better than getting the news that a film you’ve been wanting to get a bluray release, does get the treatment and the final result is outstanding.
    I’m happy as fuck. 

    Edge of the Axe isn’t the perfect slasher…