Chris Hewitt

Chris Hewitt

Just a guy, standing in front of a bunch of films, asking them to be good.

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  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man


    Third time tonight. Came perilously close to a fifth star. Maybe if they’d had a bit where the Invisible Man had a fight in a ball pit.

  • Dark Waters

    Dark Waters


    A film that will make you throw out all your frying pans. I’d criticise Teflon, but it wouldn’t stick.

Popular reviews

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    How good is Three Billboards? Well, I’ve waited ages for a movie in which Caleb Landry Jones gets thrown out of a window, and when it finally comes, he’s so interesting and likeable that I didn’t actually want it to happen.

    That’s how good Three Billboards is.

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    A film so good you could start a Twitter thread recommending it on a daily basis. And only have your tongue partway in your cheek.