Very very silly, if you'd told me it was a parody I would have accepted it, but it's very gory, good fun and some good creeping around a house with a torch scenes.
Never boring, always stupid.
Jesus. 1hr 22 minutes never felt so long. About 20 minutes of which are shots of people surfing. I love Troma but this is so dull, there’s almost no attempt at comedy or even entertaining violence or dialogue. It waffles on with frustrating characters and awful music and then in the last 15 mins there’s some vaguely interesting revenge movie stuff before the sweet sweet end credits.
I wish I could find more to this film to enjoy, but it is SUCH a slog. I enjoy arty, slow burn films but this really doesn’t feel like it earns the almost dialogue free 1hr 40 mins.
There’s some nice cinematography, some nice imagery and it gets off to a promising start but not enough substance beyond that for me.