it’s not too late to give this masterpiece an oscar

if my teacher told me to sit next to the boy i thought was the cutest, i would punch them in the face and then swim away to the Bermuda Triangle never to be seen again

baby when are you releasing? i want to see dev patel NOW

if i had a nickel for every time brad pitt was mentioned in this movie i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice