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  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie


    it’s not too late to give this masterpiece an oscar

  • Donnie Darko

    Donnie Darko


    if my teacher told me to sit next to the boy i thought was the cutest, i would punch them in the face and then swim away to the Bermuda Triangle never to be seen again

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    baby when are you releasing? i want to see dev patel NOW

  • Megan Is Missing

    Megan Is Missing


    if i had a nickel for every time brad pitt was mentioned in this movie i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice