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  • Paris, Texas
  • Boogie Nights
  • Chungking Express
  • Days of Heaven

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  • Vision Quest

    ★★★½

  • Streetwalkin'

    ★★★½

  • Vortex

    ★★★★

  • Violets Are Blue

    ★★★½

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  • The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

    The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

    ★★★★½

    prob a 4 but that last half star is for the crowd and the scene with Burt and Dolly by the fire when she says if you see someone without a smile give ‘em yours. also Hard Candy Christmas

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★½

    A singleverse would’ve been fine.

    STOP FUCKING USING CLAIRE DE LUNE CHALLENGE

    Joi was kind of a little bitch.

    ADD brain type beat, marvel type beat, TikTok type beat.

    2.5 stars for
    -the brief sparks of resonant emotion and sweetness that were always snuffed out almost immediately 
    - the rockverse
    - the raccoontouilleverse

    Even tho I should take away some of those stars for that genuinely upsetting WKW-verse.

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  • Gummo

    Gummo

    ★★★★½

    Masterpiece. Third watch- so surreal on 35 in a room full of people. Wasn’t in the mood for it and within 10 minutes I was spellbound. Also shoutout to Finn Wolfhard for coming to see this lol


    “Life is great, without it you’d be dead” 


    Crazy how in all of history, with all of the great thinkers and writers who ever lived, the greatest quote of all time comes from Harmony Korine- the guy regurgitating beer all over himself while trying to make out with a dwarf.

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★½

    Gary is such a pimp fuuuckk total sigma grindset shit. Alana is so cool and the reason this is gonna be the most successful pta movie. The right response to the age gap criticism is not “oh the times  were different” or “oh the movie knows it’s wrong”, the right answer is who gives a shit. PTA goat