• Class of Nuke 'Em High

    Class of Nuke 'Em High

    ★★★

    Your typical eighties horror fun. Highly enjoyable!

  • All of Us Are Dead

    All of Us Are Dead

    ★★★★½

    I did not know what to watch for Halloween. Decided to go for this series. Man, am I glad I did!

    If you like zombie movies, watch this series.
    If you like apocalyptic movies, watch this series.
    If you like horror movies, watch this series.
    If you like action movies, watch this series.
    If you like exciting movies, watch this series.
    If you like thrilling movies, watch this series.
    If you like movies, watch this series.

    This series practically has it all: horror, action, excitement, suspense, drama, depth, gore, comedy, romance, ...

    Highly recommended!

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★

    Not unwatchable (especially the first act builds up the tension really well), but once you realise what is actually going on, the movie does not make any sense anymore. And the fact that practically nothing is explained, does not help much either. So, ultimately disappointing.

  • Body and Soul

    Body and Soul

    ★★★★½

    Now this is a boxing movie that is worth your while! Makes most other boxing movies look pale and stale. What a gem!

  • Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS

    Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS

    ★★½

    Well, Dyanne Thorne has a nice pair of natural boobs. lol

  • Andrey Tarkovsky. A Cinema Prayer

    Andrey Tarkovsky. A Cinema Prayer

    ★★★★½

    A must see for Tarkovsky fans!

    You can watch the movie here (with English subs):
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ7q2D2TaB4&t=3281s

  • Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring

    Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring

    ★★★★★

    THE SEASONS
    (in haiku)

    Spring
    Ah little dayflies:
    always dancing as if there
    were no tomorrow.

    Summer
    A head shows above
    ground level. A falcon
    accepts the sacrifice.

    Autumn
    Leaves floating around
    like words in the wind. Weighed and
    found to be too light.

    Winter
    Barely visible
    in the blinding snow landscape:
    the leg of a bird.


    © Christophe Schollaert, 2022
    _____________________________________________
    Note: The above poems are protected by copyright. They were published in my latest volume of poetry. They were not written specifically for or as a result of the film Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003).

  • Tyrannosaur

    Tyrannosaur

    ★★★★

    Powerful, realistic drama in the best British tradition. Not for dog lovers, though.

  • The VelociPastor

    The VelociPastor

    ½

    Makes any of the Sharknado movies look like an artistic masterpiece.

  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    ★★★

    At the time of the Transformers movies Megan Fox must have been the most gorgeous creature on this planet. My God, what a beauty!

  • Cellular

    Cellular

    ★★★

    I do not care too much that the premise of this movie is stupid and ridiculous, since most action movies are stupid and ridiculous anyway. You should just sit back and enjoy the ride. This actioner is fast paced and exciting from start to finish.

  • The Platform

    The Platform

    ★★★★½

    "I can't shit upwards."
    (Quote from The Platform, 2019)

    lmao

    Definitely one of the greatest movie quotes ever!

    This film is a superb allegory, by the way.