This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I feel quite silly rating this a half-star lower than what I just gave to fucking Street Fighter of all films, though I'm definitely a silly person in general. But I found that infamous turkey amusing in its stupidity, while I found the central relationship here became a chore to watch as it went on, no matter how immaculately Kar-Wai Wong and Christopher Doyle frame it (and let me tell you, as a first-time Kar-Wai watcher, their work lives up…