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  • Brazil



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    🧮⚙️1st Viewing⚙️🧮

    Thank god I saw this with someone. It makes me feel less insane and I don’t think if I tried to describe this movie to somebody they would’ve believed me.

    “Yea so De Niro plays a vigilante Italian Mechanic in a dystopian future where he pops in and saves the day randomly and then one time he gets attacked and eaten by a bunch of paper.”

    In the top four of the most bizarre movies I’ve ever seen.…

  • The Cable Guy

    The Cable Guy


    📡1st Viewing📡

    I totally understand people not liking Jim Carrey’s shtick, but boy do I love it. Made me laugh so much in this especially the first half. Loved the basketball and jousting scenes. I thought this was pretty well directed by Stiller. I might even like him more as a director than a lead actor?

    Second half I lost interest and the psychopath-ness of it all started to just make me uneasy, but in the end it’s got Carrey, Broderick, and Jack Black—three of my favorite actors so it was hard for me not to enjoy it.

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  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    1 ⭐️ for Henry Cavills Oscar-Worthy Mustache
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    By my math, that makes 5 ⭐️s

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    So we all agree this is just Tom Hardy’s practice run for Venom right? A foreign lifeform taking over a dudes body who the character can talk to and has trouble controlling?

    Seriously Tom, did you really think going on a diet and changing your name to Logan Marshall-Green would fool us? 

    I mean look at this Picture
    Or this one...

    Despite trying to pull a fast one on us, I appreciate the effort to do that, record this movie then quickly…