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  • Spy Kids

    Spy Kids

    ★★

    Wow, this did not age well. This has maybe the worst display of digital effects Ive ever witnessed. But it would be criminal to say that it didn't have a shiit-ake-mushroom-load of imagination. It is just weird enough and just awkward enough in its execution that it made it moderately entertaining.

    Nostagia Trip

  • Mallrats

    Mallrats

    ★★

    “I think about how those people are out there everyday, Making a difference, leading big lives. And how they refuse to be intimidated by the tremendous odds of 
    failure they face; How they only concern themselves with peers and company that apply to their goals...I think about all that, and I cry. Because I have nothing better to do than fuck you.”

    This didn’t do much for me minus a couple laughs, Stan Lee’s cameo, and that quote above which…

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  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    ★★★★★

    1 ⭐️ for Henry Cavills Oscar-Worthy Mustache
    1 ⭐️ for Tom’s dangling shattered foot
    1 ⭐️ for the severe carpel tunnel I developed white-knuckling it the entire movie.
    And 1 ⭐️ for each arm Cavill reloaded.

    By my math, that makes 5 ⭐️s

  • Upgrade

    Upgrade

    ★★★★½

    So we all agree this is just Tom Hardy’s practice run for Venom right? A foreign lifeform taking over a dudes body who the character can talk to and has trouble controlling?

    Seriously Tom, did you really think going on a diet and changing your name to Logan Marshall-Green would fool us? 

    I mean look at this Picture
    Or this one...

    Despite trying to pull a fast one on us, I appreciate the effort to do that, record this movie…