Favorite films

  • Dead Poets Society
  • Aladdin
  • Good Will Hunting
  • The Last Samurai

Recent activity

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  • The Last Samurai


  • Good Will Hunting


  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

Recent reviews

  • The Last Samurai

    The Last Samurai


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    🏯🇯🇵~6th Viewing🗾⛩
    🎉20th Anniversary🎉

    I first watched this in a very uncomfortable high school desk chair in 10th grade history class and it’s weird that this was the first movie I ever saw with Cruise. It’s been one of my favorites ever since and still my favorite of his.

    I’m not particularly fond of war stories and war in general but I am such a sucker for stories about warriors, their mentality, the culture, and the principles and virtue that…

  • Good Will Hunting

    Good Will Hunting


    A very savvy orphan boy falls in love with a privileged rich girl. The girl doesn’t care the boy is lower on the social, economical ladder, but the boy is super insecure about it leading them to make stupid decisions and hurting the people around them, even despite having an amazing mentor and spiritual guide (played by Robin Williams) who’s dealing with his own trauma and lack in life. And a selfish high ranking authority with an uptight assistant is…

Popular reviews

  • Mission: Impossible – Fallout

    Mission: Impossible – Fallout


    1 ⭐️ for Henry Cavills Oscar-Worthy Mustache
    1 ⭐️ for Tom’s dangling shattered foot
    1 ⭐️ for the severe carpel tunnel I developed white-knuckling it the entire movie.
    And 1 ⭐️ for each arm Cavill reloaded.

    By my math, that makes 5 ⭐️s

  • The Lizzie McGuire Movie

    The Lizzie McGuire Movie


    -This is an American film classic.
    - This is a foreign film classic 
    - “Sing to me Paolo” is the greatest combination of words ever written and I find myself saying it out of nowhere to this day
    - Lizzie and her trailblazing bitmoji are iconic
    - Gordo is the most loyal friend in cinema history
    - Kate has the greatest redemption arc since Darth Vader
    - Alex Bornstein was robbed of a supporting actress Oscar for Ms. Ungermeyer.
    - “What Dreams Are Made Of” was the song the Beatles spent their whole career trying and failing to write.