Favorite films

  • Batman Begins
  • Collateral
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Recent activity

  • Grease


  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End


  • A Bug's Life


  • Top Gun: Maverick


Recent reviews

  • Grease



    💃~2nd Viewing💃

    Unequivocally some of the best music written for a movie ever. Like it’s hard to write one transcendent song. But this movie has like…5 truly iconic songs that will be forever etched into our brains and put to screen about as well as you could. They used the hell out of the medium. The school dance scene is extraordinary from the dance choreography, to all the great moments.

    Travolta and Newton-John are a perfect pairing for the leads,…

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    🏴‍☠️🦀~3rd Viewing🌀🫀

    Sadly, for me this movie falls prey to sequelitis and cinematic universe over-bloat that plagues franchise movies these days. Too long for what it is.  Too many characters. Too many plot lines. Too many themes. That scattered focus results in everything feeling half baked. Don’t think they focused on Will and Elizabeths relationship very much in the first 2/3, or at least didn’t really handle it well enough to earn the third act focus and wedding. And the…

Popular reviews

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    1 ⭐️ for Henry Cavills Oscar-Worthy Mustache
    1 ⭐️ for Tom’s dangling shattered foot
    1 ⭐️ for the severe carpel tunnel I developed white-knuckling it the entire movie.
    And 1 ⭐️ for each arm Cavill reloaded.

    By my math, that makes 5 ⭐️s

  • The Lizzie McGuire Movie

    The Lizzie McGuire Movie


    -This is an American film classic.
    - This is a foreign film classic 
    - “Sing to me Paolo” is the greatest combination of words ever written and I find myself saying it out of nowhere to this day
    - Lizzie and her trailblazing bitmoji are iconic
    - Gordo is the most loyal friend in cinema history
    - Kate has the greatest redemption arc since Darth Vader
    - Alex Bornstein was robbed of a supporting actress Oscar for Ms. Ungermeyer.
    - “What Dreams Are Made Of” was the song the Beatles spent their whole career trying and failing to write.