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  • Spy Kids

    Spy Kids


    Wow, this did not age well. This has maybe the worst display of digital effects Ive ever witnessed. But it would be criminal to say that it didn't have a shiit-ake-mushroom-load of imagination. It is just weird enough and just awkward enough in its execution that it made it moderately entertaining.

    Nostagia Trip

  • Mallrats



    “I think about how those people are out there everyday, Making a difference, leading big lives. And how they refuse to be intimidated by the tremendous odds of 
    failure they face; How they only concern themselves with peers and company that apply to their goals...I think about all that, and I cry. Because I have nothing better to do than fuck you.”

    This didn’t do much for me minus a couple laughs, Stan Lee’s cameo, and that quote above which…

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  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    1 ⭐️ for Henry Cavills Oscar-Worthy Mustache
    1 ⭐️ for Tom’s dangling shattered foot
    1 ⭐️ for the severe carpel tunnel I developed white-knuckling it the entire movie.
    And 1 ⭐️ for each arm Cavill reloaded.

    By my math, that makes 5 ⭐️s

  • Upgrade



    So we all agree this is just Tom Hardy’s practice run for Venom right? A foreign lifeform taking over a dudes body who the character can talk to and has trouble controlling?

    Seriously Tom, did you really think going on a diet and changing your name to Logan Marshall-Green would fool us? 

    I mean look at this Picture
    Or this one...

    Despite trying to pull a fast one on us, I appreciate the effort to do that, record this movie…