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  • Noah



    yooo this 900-year-old ***** eatin berries

  • Artemis Fowl

    Artemis Fowl


    Minutes upon minutes of clumsy exposition: "I waited 20 years for this???"

    Josh Gad blasting dirt and rocks out of his boxer-clad ass: "I waited 20 years for this!!

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  • After Hours

    After Hours


    Saw this at the Alamo Drafthouse Littleton for its 30th anniversary -- in 35mm no less. I can't say the tattered, torn, muted print added to the experience, because this is a surprisingly clean, well-plotted New York movie. Even the streets are clear and glistening, and there are a few barely commented-upon moments of coincidence that really blew my mind. Top-notch entertainment.

  • Heat



    You always hope to work with someone like McCauley. Sadly, life is full of Waingros.