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  • The Longest Week

    The Longest Week

    Holy FUCK. Everyone needs to go watch this god-awful movie they’ve never heard of starring people they normally enjoy, just to see how utterly baffling it is.


    This movie is like if an AI of a freshman year film student watched the trailers for The Royal Tenenbaums and 500 Days of Summer, then wrote a script, and then a marketing intern for Moleskine notebooks directed that.

    I kept thinking that it would jump into the satire that you’d think it…

  • Napoleon

    Napoleon

    So funny. Uncle Rico is my fave haha