Sam Chronister

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Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • La Haine
  • sex, lies, and videotape
  • Nights of Cabiria

Recent activity

  • Clueless


  • 25th Hour


  • In the Heat of the Night


  • JFK


Recent reviews

  • Nights of Cabiria

    Nights of Cabiria


    Buonasera! :,)

  • The Host

    The Host


    Miss In-Formation , a conspiracy ridden drag queen  who hijacks shows with long rants set to azalea banks & MIA .

Popular reviews

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid


    The Secret Life of Walter Shitty…

    One of the most selfish abuses of the medium to date. Pure, mask-off, self-fellating and humiliation porn, with a shit story and a protagonist so flatly performed and weakly written even the neurotic, Oedipal film bros will have a hard time claiming “that’s me!” 

    Comically hateful and sheltered portrayal of the unhoused population in the year of our lord 2023. Followed by a cowardly attempt at getting ahead of the discourse of your own…

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm


    Great movie... NAaaat!