Braxton Johnson

“I love the theaters” 

Jack Nicholson said this once.

Favorite films

  • Harakiri
  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
  • Do the Right Thing
  • Lady Snowblood

Recent activity

  • Incantation


  • Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero


  • Scary Movie


  • Thor: Love and Thunder


Recent reviews

  • Incantation



    Not a lot of found footage horror movies have been really original in the past decade but Incantation is an interesting take on the genre. Suspense is pretty much the driving force that makes the movie what it is and honestly it works. There are some parts that are a little on the nose but otherwise pretty solid. Fuck you movie trynna curse me I’m tired of this damn Ring bullshit

  • Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero

    Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero


    Lots of ass-pulls but what would any Dragon Ball piece of media be without it? Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero was a fun time and Piccolo wins dad of the year

Popular reviews

  • It's Such a Beautiful Day

    It's Such a Beautiful Day


    I was planning on watching this anyway but it is also a part of the Art-House Animation Criterion binge. Words can’t truly describe this masterpiece. The film brilliantly depicts an underlying theme of existentialism and depression that allows any of the audience to relate to Bill as a character. I truly fell in love with the simplistic style as it perfectly represents Bill. Anyway, if you ever find yourself with a spare hour, watch It’s Such A Beautiful Day. I can’t describe a film truly as beautiful as this. 5 stars for Bill and rubbing his crotch on the goddamn produce isle

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy


    First of all someone tell Hollywood to stop trying to convince me Ryan Reynolds is funny I’m gonna go insane. Free Guy could’ve been so great due to the interesting premise but then again they let Ryan Reynolds interject his hit-or-miss humor into it which I felt hurt it more than helped it. Other than that I thought it was fun, shout out to the guy and his girlfriend in front of me that lost their shit when Jackscepticeye came on screen