• The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

    The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2


    cutest ending ever. insane that i’m their age exactly

  • White Chicks

    White Chicks


    “a thousand miles” is now going to be in my head in perpetuity

  • The Sweetest Thing

    The Sweetest Thing


    christina applegate and cameron diaz were girlfriends in this!!! what the fuck it was so insane and fun and funny and female friendships and sex positivity! plus any time parker posey unexpectedly comes on screen during a movie i have to verbally exclaim “no fucking way it’s parker posey!!!”

  • Totally Fucked Up

    Totally Fucked Up


    featuring just exquisite intermittent title cards such as:
    “more teen angst”
     “another homo movie by gregg araki”

    “lifestyles of the bored and disenfranchised”
    “the young and the hopeless”
    “the decline of stupid fucking western civilization”

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


    about halfway through i leaned over and whispered to my brother sheepishly, “i kinda like this…”

    (rachel mcadams my beloved, sam raimi my beloved, danny elfman my beloved, tbh elizabeth olsen my beloved, they carried)

  • The Sandlot

    The Sandlot


    that was literally a classic, spring/summer and baseball and this movie.

  • The Lorax

    The Lorax


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this movie is a literal masterpiece idc. danny devito and destroying capitalism. radicalizing the youth and friendship and epic musical numbers and funerals for trees. what more do you guys want like

  • Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

    Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted


    random personal anecdote but it’s sad that when i was 9 i already felt too grown up. i remember when this was coming out and knowing i wasn’t gonna see it like i was too old for it or something. what’s funny is i’m currently 19 and feel like my life is over lol. idk wtf is wrong w me. looking back i was fucking 9 like that’s insane. in a lot of ways i missed out on a lot of…

  • Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

    Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa


    i’m being completely genuine when i say no other movie is as emotionally scarring and then healing as madagascar: escape 2 africa. like this is for kids with unresolved childhood trauma. this is for the gay kids. the theatre kids. the kids who had to grow up too fast, the kids with strained parent relationships. i watched this shit over and over as a kid and sobbed every goddamn time at that fucking prologue. and then got chills at the…

  • Madagascar



    it’s true that king julien and the song “i like to move it” are indeed peak comedy.

  • Spring Awakening: Those You've Known

    Spring Awakening: Those You've Known


    this musical changed my life, in a lot of ways saved my life, and it’s one of my favorite things in the world. when i discovered this show i was 16 and it was like i had discovered myself. this was perfect. i think what sums it up is after they go through the entire rehearsal process, the interviews, and the concert itself, they go out through the stage door and get on a bus and break into totally fucked…

  • Waking Sleeping Beauty

    Waking Sleeping Beauty


    2D animated disney princess movies you will always be famous. howard ashman you will always be famous. jodi benson you will always be famous.