alrighty then.

picture this, if you will.

you're in the theater, about to watch the conclusion of the star wars trilogy. the date is may 25, 1983, and it's the event of the summer everyone is talking about. people's expectations are sky high as they've already witnessed 2 incredible films that arguably changed the landscape of film making forever, and this is supposed to end it all. the film starts, and you're in awe at the incredible special effects, luke's…