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  • Predator



    putting this in the hall of fame of extreme homoerotic action movies next to face/off

  • Aliens



    damn i still can't believe they made a halo movie and didn't bother to include master chief, very weird creative decision on the filmmakers' part but i kinda respect the direction they went in instead

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  • Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000

    Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000

    this happened to my buddy jacob

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    alrighty then.

    picture this, if you will.

    you're in the theater, about to watch the conclusion of the star wars trilogy. the date is may 25, 1983, and it's the event of the summer everyone is talking about. people's expectations are sky high as they've already witnessed 2 incredible films that arguably changed the landscape of film making forever, and this is supposed to end it all. the film starts, and you're in awe at the incredible special effects, luke's…