I’m a simple man. I watch movies, I review them.

Favorite films

  • Pearl
  • Night Is Short, Walk on Girl
  • Nope
  • The Menu

Recent activity

  • Blue Beetle


  • Moonlight


  • La La Land


  • Scary Movie


Recent reviews

  • Blue Beetle

    Blue Beetle


    Fun but I get if it’s not ur thing

  • Moonlight



    Fernando said we should watch this to see if this deserved the Oscar more than La La Land. As someone who loves La La Land this deserves best picture by a mile 💀 My god this film was unlike anything I had ever seen before. The filmmaking was on a league of its own, along with the phenomenal acting. Each actor playing Chiron embodies the same mannerisms and expressions that make each version the same character, not just three actors…

Popular reviews

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984


    I had to pee for an hour and a half (in theaters) but I held it in cuz the movie was so fucking great

    Great action
    Great comedy
    Nearly cried one scene
    Actually cried at another
    Pedro Pascal and Kristen Wiig killed it
    Gal’s acting wasn’t “KAL EL NO” quality, it was actually pretty great (a little shaky in some scene but hey what can ya do lmao)
    The story is what got me so hooked, I was literally glued…

  • The Mask

    The Mask


    Cameron Diaz is so hot omfg